bathroom buddy
i have a bathroom buddy....without her even knowing it. well, i'm sure she knows. i can't count how many times i've been in the bathroom at the same time as this woman. no matter what time of day it is, when i go to the ladies staff restroom, i see the same slippers there. in japan, you have to change slippers when you go the restroom at school. the thing is, a lot of the time, she's making a stinky. she usually leaves while i'm still in the stall, so i'm sure she sees the same slippers all the time when she's leaving that belong to me.
now, i know who she is cuz i've looked at everyone's slippers when they walk by. i'm sure she does the same. when she sees my slippers, i wonder if she thinks the same thing i do......so that's the goddamn person who's always in the toilet when i'm in there.
i suppose that we're kindred bathroom spirits. i'll miss her and her stinkiness.
now, i know who she is cuz i've looked at everyone's slippers when they walk by. i'm sure she does the same. when she sees my slippers, i wonder if she thinks the same thing i do......so that's the goddamn person who's always in the toilet when i'm in there.
i suppose that we're kindred bathroom spirits. i'll miss her and her stinkiness.

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