Thursday, June 23, 2005

speaking test part 2

my kids really blew it on the country/nationality/language part of our test. they aslo basically took a shit on england. hahahaha...

me: He is from England. What nationality is he?
student: Spanish!


me: He is from England. What nationality is he?
student: Englandan!


me: He is from England. What nationality is he?
student: American!


me: What languages do they speak in India?
student: English and Chinese!


me: What is your favorite food?
student: I am february.....


me: What languages do they speak in New Zealand?
student: English and Spanish!


that's about all i can remember for now. classic.

8 Comments:

Blogger Grace said...

I like the "I am February" one.

12:41 AM  
Blogger Eva said...

lol...those are hilarious, shannon. maybe if you hit them with a ruler every time they get an answer wrong, then they'll learn the correct answer.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Yoon said...

All your base are belong to us!

12:56 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

i think the englandan one and the "english and chinese" should get at least a B. Englandan is pretty close compared to everyone else. And they do speak English in India... Chinese to a lesser extent. I doubt they'd be able to say Punjabi or Hindi for the answer for India...

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm.. well i give higher marks to the kid who said New Zealanders speak English.. Well if there are immigrants from Spain living in New Zealand, then he gets an A+. haha.


Tim

1:48 AM  
Blogger shan said...

they learned that indians speak hindi & english. they're SUPPOSED to know the answer.

7:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog is fucking hilarious.
Kept me entertained at the office today.
Woohoo, it's Friday.

Carl

11:16 PM  
Blogger shan said...

wow, carl. i'm honored....so, we gonna exchange details or what?

12:25 AM  

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