where the devil plays
what i learned after my trip to vegas:
1) oh, my fucking god. i chopped off all of my hair.
2) bring your A game....and you're most attractive girlfriend to get you into the clubs pass the bouncers and in for free.
3) man...it pays to be a chick in vegas. and it pays a dude to come with some female friends to act as your hoes and to get you into exclusive clubs simply because of the fact that you're accompanying them...or rather, pimping them.
4) i still love sam, even if he is my pimp.
5) vegas is the devil's play pen, and most men only have one thing on their minds....to find their future wifey there! hahahahaha....yeaaaaaaaaah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
6) i don't think i've ever been in a place with so many horny people per capita. craziness...
7) what happens in vegas stays in vegas.....simply because you become too fucked up to remember what exactly went down. for chrissakes, sam had forgotten if he had eaten or not on our drive home. point proven.
8) pool party = music video set = half naked or mostly naked girls with the most beautiful physiques ever. crazy. damn bitches....
9) have a secret code or language amongst friends that signify either A-please rescue me i don't want to talk to this person...or B- leave me the hell alone so i can work my game, so go walk around and lose me and find me later to see if situation B is actually really situation A.
10) party til you drop. literally.
11) OH MY GOD! MY HAIR IS ALL GONE!! my most beautiful hair in the world...
i don't remember much. all i know is that i had the BEST time with parisa and sam. as soon as august comes to a close, i will be morphing back into kendo champ shan...and getting those apps in for school!
pictures will be on their way soon...after my brain cells start working again.
1) oh, my fucking god. i chopped off all of my hair.
2) bring your A game....and you're most attractive girlfriend to get you into the clubs pass the bouncers and in for free.
3) man...it pays to be a chick in vegas. and it pays a dude to come with some female friends to act as your hoes and to get you into exclusive clubs simply because of the fact that you're accompanying them...or rather, pimping them.
4) i still love sam, even if he is my pimp.
5) vegas is the devil's play pen, and most men only have one thing on their minds....to find their future wifey there! hahahahaha....yeaaaaaaaaah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
6) i don't think i've ever been in a place with so many horny people per capita. craziness...
7) what happens in vegas stays in vegas.....simply because you become too fucked up to remember what exactly went down. for chrissakes, sam had forgotten if he had eaten or not on our drive home. point proven.
8) pool party = music video set = half naked or mostly naked girls with the most beautiful physiques ever. crazy. damn bitches....
9) have a secret code or language amongst friends that signify either A-please rescue me i don't want to talk to this person...or B- leave me the hell alone so i can work my game, so go walk around and lose me and find me later to see if situation B is actually really situation A.
10) party til you drop. literally.
11) OH MY GOD! MY HAIR IS ALL GONE!! my most beautiful hair in the world...
i don't remember much. all i know is that i had the BEST time with parisa and sam. as soon as august comes to a close, i will be morphing back into kendo champ shan...and getting those apps in for school!
pictures will be on their way soon...after my brain cells start working again.
posted by shan at 3:21 AM
3 Comments:
woohee! sounds like you had a blast! can you show me how to "work it"?
I need to go to Vegas and see what the hoo-ha is all about. Haven't been since I've become legal.
eva....i'm sure you can work it with all those spin classes you been teaching! and grace...vegas is kinda gross, but fun if you wanna party like a rock star!
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