why is it that when something smells bad...you gotta smell it twice JUST to make sure it really actually stinks?

people are strange...


i'm addicted to vitamins. i have something for everything. but, i've heard that taking too many supplements isn't good for you...i guess it's true that if it's good, it's most likely bad.

easter chocolates are on sale....took every ounce of self-control not to get a couple of bags. i rewarded myself for having self-control by eating 1/2 a small bag of cadbury mini eggs....those things are made by the devil's bird that shits chocolate eggs. i just can't win at this self-control thing, can i?

i had no idea that squirrels built nests. you know those clumps of leaves high up in the trees that you thought just didn't fall cuz they gathered up in that strange clump the size of a soccer ball? yeah...those are squirrel nests. i always wondered where they fucking lived...but, just assumed that they lived in a hole in a tree like in bambi. gosh...i learn something new everyday. i'm so proud of this new acquired knowledge that i tell everyone i know now.

when i see squirrels, i always think of my best friend parisa. years ago, we got super stoned and had a deep conversation...aka stoner talk.

"wouldn't it be great to be a squirrel? they look like they have so much fun. i wanna be a squirrel in my next life."

i think i'd like to be a squirrel too.