don't ignore stinky

today at practice...i was putting on my mask when my cousin came by to chat with me. he stopped mid-sentence and began to kinda sniff near me.

"do you smell that....dude...." he sniffed closer towards my head.

"DUDE, IT'S YOU!! YOU FUCKING STINK!!!"

oh, man...it's finally happened to me. i've smelled people with stinky gear before and was glad that it wasn't me. basically, my gear stinks like shit. it doesn't have enough time to air out...plus, with all this rain it can't really dry out.

just to make sure, i asked my sempai/sensei arnold to smell me.

"arnold, do i stink?" he sniffed near me.

"no."

"sniff closer towards my head." he came within 6 inches towards my head when he grimaced and said,

"OOOOOOH, MAAAAN. YOU STINK!!"

i felt self-conscious throughout the whole practice. this is a good excuse to get new good practice gear...but, i don't have over 600 bucks to drop right now. daaaaamn...i gotta live with my stinky self.


note to self....get rubbing alcohol and try to kill the bacteria in my mask.


i hate being ignored. it's one of my pet peeves. when i ask a person a question, especially if it's one on one, and they don't answer me, i feel like throwing a chair at them. i'm being ignored. i'm being ignored by many people.

maybe it's cuz i stink.