medicine ball workouts were created by the devil as a method of torture.

i hate my trainer with a passion....i wish him death as he barks orders and berates us.

when i'm on the plane, i always forget to turn my cell phone off. i always wonder....will MY phone cause the navigation or whatever to go all hay wire for a brief minute and the pilot and co-pilot think, "fucking hell.....someone forget to turn off their cell phone AGAIN." even worse...could i be responsible for a plane crash someday? knock on wood.

note to self...turn cell phone off before plane takes off.

i will board yet another plane this weekend....and the next....and the next.....