it's cold
it is cold. so very very cold. but, then, how come i'm the only one that seems to be so cold? the students look fine. they're wearing skirts, for chrissakes. i'm wearing 4 layers on top today and long socks. i have put my pea coat on. i am wearing gloves as i type. i have no feeling in my toes now. here are some examples of how cold i am.
i didn't make dinner the first two nights being back in japan because i didn't want to stand in my kitchen. stupid japan with its non central heating. so, i just went to sleep.
i woke up the last two mornings and could see my breath....as i sat on the toilet and took my morning piss.
the kitchen area is just unchartered territory now.
as i urinated in the stall at school, i could see the steam rising from the toilet because my pee was warm. it's one of those ground toilets. all the while, i thought...how nice it would be if i could piss on my hands and feet to bring back some feeling into them.
you know, and i am the only one suffering...everyone else in the office looks totally normal like it ain't no thang. stupid japan.
btw, being home for the holidays was awesome. coming back to japan was not. for my friends who have left comments on my blog to show me that you care, thanks! for the rest of you, go to hell.
my face is numb.
i didn't make dinner the first two nights being back in japan because i didn't want to stand in my kitchen. stupid japan with its non central heating. so, i just went to sleep.
i woke up the last two mornings and could see my breath....as i sat on the toilet and took my morning piss.
the kitchen area is just unchartered territory now.
as i urinated in the stall at school, i could see the steam rising from the toilet because my pee was warm. it's one of those ground toilets. all the while, i thought...how nice it would be if i could piss on my hands and feet to bring back some feeling into them.
you know, and i am the only one suffering...everyone else in the office looks totally normal like it ain't no thang. stupid japan.
btw, being home for the holidays was awesome. coming back to japan was not. for my friends who have left comments on my blog to show me that you care, thanks! for the rest of you, go to hell.
my face is numb.
posted by shan at 6:05 PM
6 Comments:
The only way to beat the cold is to go SNOWBOARDING! We will be ripping up the mountains soon enough!
I hold my pee as long as humanly possible so that I can avoid dropping my pants in the frigid bathroom. Hooray for Japan.
hey be happy it doesn't smell, because then it would be cold AND smell bad
-will
hey if i visit would i see girls smuggling raisins????
Be glad that you didn't eat asparagus an hour before going!
Well you know its cold when the dogs don't want to sit down on the pavement. And it was -2 degrees celsius in Vancouver last night! Sub-zero cold sucks.
Damn, that is friggin cold! As for peeing on your hands, desperate times call for desperate measures right? haha
Tim
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