carrots
i'm eating my baby carrots again. excuse me for wanting some fiber to ease the pains of digestion. once again, someone made a huge deal about my fucking carrots. i did not hide my annoyance.
this time, students came into our office. they wandered over to my desk and exclaimed the usual, "EEEEEEEEEHHHHH?! NANIIIIIIIIIII?!" one of them was even touching my bag and the carrots...at least the bag was protecting my carrots from her filthy germs. but, still....don't these people learn fucking manners? don't touch things that aren't yours? apparently not because men love to grab school girls' asses on the train and subways. i could have been more patient...but, i am very famous for not hiding my emotions. you look at my face, you know EXACTLY how i feel. i'm not a good actress. i tried to smile, but you could tell that my face said, "get your hands off of my carrots and leave me the fuck alone." i'm sorry....i've been in japan too long to have patience for shit like this.
grace....i understand your pain COMPLETELY now. at grace's school, they've marveled over the apples she brings for lunch for well over a year now. THEY'RE JUST FUCKING CARROTS. LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!!
this time, students came into our office. they wandered over to my desk and exclaimed the usual, "EEEEEEEEEHHHHH?! NANIIIIIIIIIII?!" one of them was even touching my bag and the carrots...at least the bag was protecting my carrots from her filthy germs. but, still....don't these people learn fucking manners? don't touch things that aren't yours? apparently not because men love to grab school girls' asses on the train and subways. i could have been more patient...but, i am very famous for not hiding my emotions. you look at my face, you know EXACTLY how i feel. i'm not a good actress. i tried to smile, but you could tell that my face said, "get your hands off of my carrots and leave me the fuck alone." i'm sorry....i've been in japan too long to have patience for shit like this.
grace....i understand your pain COMPLETELY now. at grace's school, they've marveled over the apples she brings for lunch for well over a year now. THEY'RE JUST FUCKING CARROTS. LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!!
posted by shan at 4:40 PM
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not only are kids germ-infested, they smell funny too. well, i guess adults aren't much better, but at least most of us know how to cover BO with deoderant and perfume.
omg, i also have the same problem of not being able to hide my honest feelings because of my tell-all facial expressions! people say that they can read my face like an open book. not cool. not only do i suck at poker, i can't successfully lie.
Oh darling! I think you need a vacation!
Japan isn't that bad. You know deep down inside that you still love it.
As for my school. They marvel at the fact that I eat raw green peppers in my salad. Clearly it's some kind of act against god not to cook your peppers. I've been asked if it makes me sick. Yes yes, raw peppers give me debilatating stomach pains, that's why I eat them every day.
eeeehhhhh! Naaannniiiiii!
Oooooh, I have WHOLE RAW CUCUMBERS in my lunch today! Wheeeee, this should be fun. I should go practice my death-stare in the bathroom during 4th period.
joe, yes, i need a vacation. i'm just a bitch these days.
eva...i can't lie well either! but, it's funny cuz sometimes, i'm the best liar.....strange.
grace...good luck with those cucumbers!
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