TV
i'm running out of colors to pick from. oh, well. anyhow, i had a startling, astounding revelation as i watched tv last night at home. btw...monday night television in japan sucks ass. i got sucked into this korean movie starring the illustrious bae yongjun, or yon-sama as he is refered to in japan. just like grace said.....lord, korean stories are kind of depressing. goodness. can we get a happy ending, please? some flowers, birds singing, rainbows, and the orchestra cued to play a happy song?
so, back to my thought. i was watching tv AFTER the depressing korean movie. on monday nights at 11:30 pm is a show to learn english. i forgot what it was called. there are a lot of these shows on television. and they all have their token god awful ugly white man. everytime i see these men on television, i just wanna spit on the screen out of disgust for their facial ineptitudes (aka fugliness). i just wanna scream, "look at yourself, you ugly specimen of a caucasian man! you're disgusting!!! get off of my screen!!!!" seriously, dude.....these guys. hahahahahaha...i just have to laugh. dude, they're hideous looking. okay, they've got some charm, they can speak japanese well, blah blah blah...but, if they were back home, they'd probably be equated to a monkey's ass that farts a bit in japanese. ha! look, mom! that monkey's ass farts in japanese!!!!
okay, this bitterness may be due to the fact that i am not fussed and fawned over due to my lack of pink pigmentation, lack of color in my hair, lack of big eyes, lack of just being a fucking caucasian in japan. but, come on girls.....ANY of you orANY ethnic background would think, "how the hell did THESE guys get to be on television?" yes yes yes...it's not about physical beauty, it's about the beautiful person within.....and all i see when i look at these guys are disgusting, perverted japanofiles. (grace knows what i mean!) and YOU KNOW these guys have japanese girlfriends or wives. i'll bet you one million dollars!!!! she makes his obento every morning and tops it off with a delightful blow job.
and the NERVE of that one guy...he's on a japanese gilette commercial too. okay...i watch too much tv in japan. anyhow, his name is patrick. yes.....i get a little butthurt that he can speak better japanese than me. but, he has the nerve to call himself PAK-KUN. idiot......god, it makes me nauseous.
okay, enough haterade for today. i'm sorry....i vented, and i am oooooookay now. it's just funny who the japanese deem to be universally attractive for a white man. if the guy looked like brad pitt or johnny depp, UNDERSTANDABLE. but, come on.....
alright alright...now, i'm done. thanks for reading. to switch topics, i brought baby carrots to munch on at school which i bought from JUSCO, a JAPANESE supermarket. when one teacher walked by my desk, she freaked out with the typical, "EEEEEEEHHH??? Naniiii?" as if on cue. this means she basically gasped, "what is that?!"
second dude walks by my desk. big judo dude. "whoa! what is that?" he too exclaims in japanese. i explained to both of them that they are carrots that i got from JUSCO, the LOCAL SUPERMARKET.
now i know how grace feels like with her apples. lord...they're only carrots. leave me alone! unlike grace though, i only had to deal with 2 minutes of this. imagine this a countless number of times. i think i'd go crazy to the point where i found PAK-KUN to be strangely sexy.
so, back to my thought. i was watching tv AFTER the depressing korean movie. on monday nights at 11:30 pm is a show to learn english. i forgot what it was called. there are a lot of these shows on television. and they all have their token god awful ugly white man. everytime i see these men on television, i just wanna spit on the screen out of disgust for their facial ineptitudes (aka fugliness). i just wanna scream, "look at yourself, you ugly specimen of a caucasian man! you're disgusting!!! get off of my screen!!!!" seriously, dude.....these guys. hahahahahaha...i just have to laugh. dude, they're hideous looking. okay, they've got some charm, they can speak japanese well, blah blah blah...but, if they were back home, they'd probably be equated to a monkey's ass that farts a bit in japanese. ha! look, mom! that monkey's ass farts in japanese!!!!
okay, this bitterness may be due to the fact that i am not fussed and fawned over due to my lack of pink pigmentation, lack of color in my hair, lack of big eyes, lack of just being a fucking caucasian in japan. but, come on girls.....ANY of you orANY ethnic background would think, "how the hell did THESE guys get to be on television?" yes yes yes...it's not about physical beauty, it's about the beautiful person within.....and all i see when i look at these guys are disgusting, perverted japanofiles. (grace knows what i mean!) and YOU KNOW these guys have japanese girlfriends or wives. i'll bet you one million dollars!!!! she makes his obento every morning and tops it off with a delightful blow job.
and the NERVE of that one guy...he's on a japanese gilette commercial too. okay...i watch too much tv in japan. anyhow, his name is patrick. yes.....i get a little butthurt that he can speak better japanese than me. but, he has the nerve to call himself PAK-KUN. idiot......god, it makes me nauseous.
okay, enough haterade for today. i'm sorry....i vented, and i am oooooookay now. it's just funny who the japanese deem to be universally attractive for a white man. if the guy looked like brad pitt or johnny depp, UNDERSTANDABLE. but, come on.....
alright alright...now, i'm done. thanks for reading. to switch topics, i brought baby carrots to munch on at school which i bought from JUSCO, a JAPANESE supermarket. when one teacher walked by my desk, she freaked out with the typical, "EEEEEEEHHH??? Naniiii?" as if on cue. this means she basically gasped, "what is that?!"
second dude walks by my desk. big judo dude. "whoa! what is that?" he too exclaims in japanese. i explained to both of them that they are carrots that i got from JUSCO, the LOCAL SUPERMARKET.
now i know how grace feels like with her apples. lord...they're only carrots. leave me alone! unlike grace though, i only had to deal with 2 minutes of this. imagine this a countless number of times. i think i'd go crazy to the point where i found PAK-KUN to be strangely sexy.
posted by shan at 7:54 PM
4 Comments:
Why do i get the feeling that i could watch tv for a whole day in japan, even tho i can't understand the language? Hmm MTV
-Joe
I know the guy you're talking about. Is he the one with the really bad technicolor hair? It's always pink or blue or green and he's really ugly and lanky? Ya I know him.
PAK-KUN can kiss my ass. The reason none of the white TV English people in Japan look like Tom Cruise is because they get enough attention at home, they don't need to come here to have their self-worth solidified. These guys are too ugly and dumb to make it at home, so they come here and pretend they look like the more gifted of the species.
PAK-KUN (if it's the guy I'm thinking of) always wears the WORST clothes too.
Ugh!
J
haha! no, the guy with the technicolor hair is on during the daytimes. yeah...he dresses REALLY bad.
alas....if only the johnny depps would come and teach english in japan!
mmmmm Pak-kun and baby carrots. Give me a sec... Maybe I should change my name to Gure-chan, get a monster mullet hair-cut, walk around pigeon toed, wear enough mascara to kill a rat, or maybe stab a pencil through my left hand. All would be equally desireable.
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