How many does it take....
today is always a shitty day. thursdays are always painful. today, there is a group in my office checking it out to establish what needs to be fixed in order to better earthquake proof it. apparently, our office is the most dangerous cuz it's on the third floor...and the building is about 150 years old.
this reminds me of those stupid jokes...how many (blank) does it take to (blank). insert what you like in the blanks.
there are ten people in this group. i'm SURE it doesn't take 10 people to do this. they're so fucking gay.
i've gotten into the habit of mocking my students in my own way, without them really knowing it. three cheers for american sarcasm. i speak really slow like i'm speaking to retards now, cuz that's what they are.
"DO.........YOU......UN...DER.......STAND?"
eh? or rather "eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh?" is there response with the cute puppy dog head tilt that i makes me feel like backhanding all the stupid out of their head with all my might.
oh, good lord. where am i?
this reminds me of those stupid jokes...how many (blank) does it take to (blank). insert what you like in the blanks.
there are ten people in this group. i'm SURE it doesn't take 10 people to do this. they're so fucking gay.
i've gotten into the habit of mocking my students in my own way, without them really knowing it. three cheers for american sarcasm. i speak really slow like i'm speaking to retards now, cuz that's what they are.
"DO.........YOU......UN...DER.......STAND?"
eh? or rather "eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh?" is there response with the cute puppy dog head tilt that i makes me feel like backhanding all the stupid out of their head with all my might.
oh, good lord. where am i?
posted by shan at 6:04 PM
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